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John Palmer's avatar

This is like the writing raconteur version of calling pubs and asking for Mike Unstinks, Han Jobe, Wilma Fistfit or Dixie Rect

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Chris Dangerfield's avatar

Cheers, John. Just a reminder that I'm active on here and my account isn't dying. Novel is progressing nicely, though, which is good news. I think you'll like the title (although it's already changed 5 times, which is quite common, but the newest one ticks all the boxes. Best wishes.

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Adam McDermont's avatar

I like this sort of content, and I'd be up for reading more pieces like it. You were a bit harsh on Tesco though.

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Chris Dangerfield's avatar

Nice one, Adam. Any harshness was completely accidental. I could barely walk when I wrote these, so I don't quite know who was making the decisions. Take care.

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Bradley Yellop's avatar

You should do this.

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Chris Dangerfield's avatar

I'd love to, Brad, but it would be intercepted on arrival, and I'd go to the clink. They don't like that sort of thing out here. Sounds weird, but it's true. They said to name my price, too. Damn.

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Arius's avatar

Crikey. HMV actually have a "Considering putting a vegan cafe in all our stores" department?

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Chris Dangerfield's avatar

HMV doesn't actually stand for His Master's Voice; it's Have More Vegans. Thanks for giving them a Gander, mate. I hope you're well.

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FutureDad's avatar

'Takes chocolate into the next century' - you could have written for Viz (when it was funny).

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Chris Dangerfield's avatar

What a thing Viz was when it was at its peak. Thanks for giving them a gander, FD.

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Humans Eh!'s avatar

Disappointing, but not surprising that you don't seem to have received a reply from the Bumfanny Corporation customer service dept.

Their complaints/returns department is just awful to deal with.

Ermm.....

Allegedly...

So I heard...

John Palmer told me...

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Chris Dangerfield's avatar

One of the greatest missed opportunities of my life was that living out here meant I couldn't take the bumfanny corp up on their sponsorship offer. They'd have got no complaints from me. Oh.

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