Cheers, John. Just a reminder that I'm active on here and my account isn't dying. Novel is progressing nicely, though, which is good news. I think you'll like the title (although it's already changed 5 times, which is quite common, but the newest one ticks all the boxes. Best wishes.
Nice one, Adam. Any harshness was completely accidental. I could barely walk when I wrote these, so I don't quite know who was making the decisions. Take care.
I'd love to, Brad, but it would be intercepted on arrival, and I'd go to the clink. They don't like that sort of thing out here. Sounds weird, but it's true. They said to name my price, too. Damn.
One of the greatest missed opportunities of my life was that living out here meant I couldn't take the bumfanny corp up on their sponsorship offer. They'd have got no complaints from me. Oh.
This is like the writing raconteur version of calling pubs and asking for Mike Unstinks, Han Jobe, Wilma Fistfit or Dixie Rect
Cheers, John. Just a reminder that I'm active on here and my account isn't dying. Novel is progressing nicely, though, which is good news. I think you'll like the title (although it's already changed 5 times, which is quite common, but the newest one ticks all the boxes. Best wishes.
I like this sort of content, and I'd be up for reading more pieces like it. You were a bit harsh on Tesco though.
Nice one, Adam. Any harshness was completely accidental. I could barely walk when I wrote these, so I don't quite know who was making the decisions. Take care.
You should do this.
I'd love to, Brad, but it would be intercepted on arrival, and I'd go to the clink. They don't like that sort of thing out here. Sounds weird, but it's true. They said to name my price, too. Damn.
Crikey. HMV actually have a "Considering putting a vegan cafe in all our stores" department?
HMV doesn't actually stand for His Master's Voice; it's Have More Vegans. Thanks for giving them a Gander, mate. I hope you're well.
'Takes chocolate into the next century' - you could have written for Viz (when it was funny).
What a thing Viz was when it was at its peak. Thanks for giving them a gander, FD.
Disappointing, but not surprising that you don't seem to have received a reply from the Bumfanny Corporation customer service dept.
Their complaints/returns department is just awful to deal with.
Ermm.....
Allegedly...
So I heard...
John Palmer told me...
One of the greatest missed opportunities of my life was that living out here meant I couldn't take the bumfanny corp up on their sponsorship offer. They'd have got no complaints from me. Oh.