Teaser From My Forthcoming Novel
Looks like I picked the wrong day to encourage my poor old Nan to read a Dangerfield Substack article....😳
"Hey Nan" I said,
"There's this great English fellow who hosts a YouTube channel who is based in Cambodia. He's gathered a fantastic community of wonderful people from all over the world and has had quite an interesting lifetime of often surreal experiences he shares with us. He's well read and deceptively wise with a great sense of humour. His passion is writing and he has a great way with words, and a vast vocabulary, drawing from a deep well of personal experience.
He regularly writes some excellent and eloquent short stories on Substack® and I know you like to read so I'll send you his latest when it comes out...."
Just got a reply from Nan :
" Dear Grandson, I just read that Substack from that Dangerfield chap. I found it quite confusing with those foreign names and the story was very distressing.... "
"But I'm glad his cock worked in the end...."
Love - Nan.
I now know far too much about your knob. The only sperm description you missed was gametes. All those Thai ladies furiously attending your lad, massaging it back to life, i could almost hear the Rocky theme playing in the back ground.
Word porn, dirty and seedy yet lovely.
Good stuff Danger, enjoyed it.
I always love reading your substack, even better when it's a teaser for the novel. Can't wait to get the whole thing to read.
Oooh you slut 😆
Wow! That is the first time in my life that a bloke has given me a semi! Reading that, I mean, not your photo! Great teaser! I really cannot wait to read the book............................
Great work, bruva!
Great read Chris. I think every man can recognise those feelings. ( Not the heroin withdrawal) Like all of your substacks to date I have no experience of the lifestyle or environments but feel like I'm there....so I guess thats the art of good writing. Get this book finished it'll be a cracker. I definately feel there is a movie there too though I doubt anyone would finance it as it is a real human story
"it’s all good humoured, apart from the catastrophic destruction of my masculinity I’m suffering"
Just one of my favourite lines from this teaser. Nice one Chris, I know it's gonna be good. Not long now, get it done.
Nice one! Loved it. 260000 word novel, I seem to remember you have said in a stream? Brilliant! 800 pages or so, I guess? PS! Where will you publish? Amazon? Lulu? Or with a publishing house? Cheers BV CRONOS
Nicely done son. Strange how a hangover makes men randy. Maybe because our bodies think we are dying and there is that need to spread the seed before the curtains close.
Dangerfield is a skillful writer and storyteller. I'm glad his cock worked in the end! The novel will be a banger but I can't say that I'll recommend it to my elderly family members.
As always, a fascinating read into a subject that I wouldn't have understood without your insights. I can't wait for the novel. I suspect that 50 shades enjoyers will find it to be a step up from what they have been used to.
Great teaser. I will definitely being buying the book when it come out
Ha, I didn't notice them but I barely went to school let alone college or uni. So I won't offer you my proof reading services. Thick as mince!
Ai sounds the way to go. At least send a chunk up with known typos & see how it does. It'll probably return with a message saying it's too misogynistic or some other wokery!
I've read some of your work on here before and hands down you are my favourite writer!! I'm in stiches over here as usual. Keep up the great work. Peace
Very much enjoyed that Christof. And I'm some type of mong that finds it actually very hard to concentrate on much reading. Books are usually read out of necessity, or on the odd occasion, much like the works of H.G Wells, Alan Partridge's autobiography or Mr Bean's Diary, because I actually enjoy them. Looking forward to reading more. Love your way to story telling even tho ashamed as I am to say I had to Google a couple of words.
PS. Ending on a nice cheery note, had to have my 15 year old Border Collie put to sleep today (told you it was cheery), so my head is a bit all over the place, this helped, dunno how, distracted me, kept me grounded, some other explanation I know nothing about, who knows? But yeah, uh thanks?? Ciao for now.