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It won’t be long before we’re all running around in our cravats, and not a stitch more. Wait, what, who said that? Strange really though, fourteen years old and the school careers advisor asked me about future employment considerations. “Story Writing Community Builder, twice monthly” I said, and here we are. Life eh? Grab it by the balls and bounce them to your own beat, or risk abandoning your future to some spiraling destiny and fate combo.

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