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John Palmer's avatar

Are they your bollocks in that picture of a cock n balls??

Or, was this just a cock n ball story?

If, however, they are your nuts, wow, they're small.... and, you've shaved them to within a pubic hair width of your nads...

I cannot wait to borrow your book from someone who paid for it!

Big love, Danger - it's been like having a missing testicle - like Hitler - not having you around.

Honestly, I wish you every luck and success in the future now you've taken the big step!

See you soon, big love!

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Illuminatus's avatar

It's a bald budgie - you perv

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Chris Dangerfield's avatar

It is actually a set of balls, yes. Not mine, though, they are always too busy to sit still for a photo. And Cheers, John, it's a risk, but I'm feeling the buzz.

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Telford Tige's avatar

🤣 J.P. Can I borrow that book after you?

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Chris Dangerfield's avatar

That's the spirit. I'll be remembering that when I'm homeless in Phnom Penh, eating cockroaches.

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Telford Tige's avatar

I've just placed my order Mr Dangerfield. But only to save the 🪳 🪳 🪳

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Chris Dangerfield's avatar

Nice one. I was once in a Thai brothel, living there, I mean, not just visiting, although I did make occasional use of the available amenities. Anyway, one morning, I was having a cup of tea and a little dish of bugs was put on the table. I was sitting there with three of the girls, and the madamasan, (brothel owner) with whom I was in love, and they all started dipping them in chilli sauce and eating them. Well, when in Rome (Patong) and all that, I picked one up and gave it a go. Not awful, but not great either. I said, "I wonder where they get all of these?" because bugs are on sale in S E Asia in markets everywhere, and lots of them, "They probably farm them," I added. "Yes," said one of the girls, "but these are just found around the shop." Anyway, nice one, Tige - I hope you enjoy it and leave a lovely review on Amazon. If you need any help with that (so it helps with the algo,) let me know.

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Illuminatus's avatar

Are you writing a book? And what's a Substack? (also, good luck with the release and the future books, and the future in general. We're rooting for you!)

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Chris Dangerfield's avatar

Cheers Lartus - it should be OK - I've got this mate who knows all the formatting schlep I can't handle, so as long as I can write the books, they'll be available. New novel slowly fermenting in the greasy underbelly of my consciousness.

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MouseCat's avatar

Wow.

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Chris Dangerfield's avatar

Hello mate. Yeah, big step with small shoes. I don't really know what I've done. Should be OK. I hope. Er...maybe I should have thought about this a bit more. Nah, that's what's kept me trapped for so long. Should have done it years ago. Wow - nice conversation I'm having with myself. I hope you're well, MC.

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Bradley Yellop's avatar

You could always become the middle-aged Great White Hope of Cambodian underground brawling to fund your writing career.

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Chris Dangerfield's avatar

Not again.

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Humans Eh!'s avatar

A new chapter* in the intricate life of our favourite Phnom Penh raconteur and now full time author commences. Congratulations on the release of your novel Chris. The House of Scrubs always believed in you. Now you can get that yacht you've always wanted. No more lock-picking and selling second hand bumfannies for our Dartford boy.

I literally** can't wait to borrow Lumi's copy once John Palmer has finished reading it.

Good luck mate - Humans Eh!

* pun intended

** pun also intended.

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Chris Dangerfield's avatar

Ha! I have this feeling that all the Scrubs will be reading the same copy. Sort of funny, and terribly disappointing too. A familiar pairing. Hope you're well, mate.

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Humans Eh!'s avatar

I am Chris, and it's nice to see you looking well, with a spring in your step in this new phase of your colourful life. We all want you to succeed mate and wish you well.

Take it easy man ...

..Humans (Michael)

PS. true story.... My copy of your novel was delivered yesterday (friday)......to the wrong address lol.

I have to go chase it up now so either I get it back (happy days) or.. I have to buy another copy (and you gained a new anomyous reader/fan/scrub) which is a win for you lol.

Anyway thanks for replying Chris and I look forward to reading your published work very soon.

Take care mate.

o7 Hoit

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Chris Dangerfield's avatar

Glad you finally got your hands on the filth.

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Arius's avatar

Funny thing is, my scrotum looks like a budgie. I think you've spliced those dick pics I sent you.

And what's this about you writing a book? You sure kept that one quiet.

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Chris Dangerfield's avatar

Foxtrot Oscar my friend. And this isn't even 'that' novel. That novel is still simmering away.

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Arius's avatar

I'm standing in the corner with my hands on my head. I'm a very naughty boy. Are you going to spank me?

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nixnixnix's avatar

You got it Chriski. Have an amazing weekend &keep de fayt. x❤️💕💯

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Chris Dangerfield's avatar

I'm going to have to, I've left myself no choice! Thanks for the encouragement.

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Lee james's avatar

Cmon danger.....I just emailed....love lee

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Chris Dangerfield's avatar

It's going to be fine Lee. Thanks for the Buy Me a Coffee too - much appracitito. I haven't seen your email, I'll go have a gander. Be lucky.

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MouseCat's avatar

That "wow''reply was merely the condensed version of thoughts thus avoiding my usual diatribe.

Catch you soon bud.

MouseCat

P.S...The books brilliant....got me in all the right places. I left an anonyMouse Amazon comment...But its up to you to guess which one was mine.

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Chris Dangerfield's avatar

Nice one, MC - the early reviews are great, I think I could maybe guess which review is yours, or get really anal and run it through a frequency filter, to be sure, loI. I read reply of yours somewhere on here at 05:00 AM this morning, about you getting to 54 and evaluating your options and choices. Good words, appreciated. And best wishes on the adventure that awaits the pair of you.

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FutureDad's avatar

As long as you review more Dragon's Den, I'm happy.

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Chris Dangerfield's avatar

Well, I'm definitely going to have to up my YouTube game for things like food and rent, so..yes, more DD content on the way. It got me a lad of new subs, it's just the damn appeal nonsense I have to go through every time.

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FutureDad's avatar

I noticed you've gone from 19.3K (for about a decade) to 19.5K subscribers. Finally, YT permitted you to have more.

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Chris Dangerfield's avatar

Yes, I had a party when I saw my subs actually move. Some months, they go up, and then the exact number is removed. I need to be more regular with content, which is the plan, but the transition out of my business is turning out to be a little more complicated than I thought (and I'm having a sneaky rest for the first time since I was about eleven).

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Dawn Browning's avatar

HOIT!

About blinking well time.

Your book is currently 67th in Kindle's 'Humourous Dark Comedy' section.

LFG! 🏆🤗 MWAH

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Chris Dangerfield's avatar

Yes, thanks for the screen grab - that's pretty damn good for 1 day live. Loved your garden pics too.

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